employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.

Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.

by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022

french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.

My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.

by Pittycent March 10, 2023

Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.

The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.

by Tbird58 November 28, 2022

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.

Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too

by Plumflower November 12, 2023

wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.

The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.

by bitchuck October 5, 2024

Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.

I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking

by Marsha69 February 10, 2020