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points fingers 

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.
1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!
points fingers by thechowda December 27, 2009
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Sardine Fingers

The putrid smell of fish puss that clings to the fingers and under the nails of one's digits that were inserted into the dirty box of a dirty whore.
Frank: Hey Carl. Did you have fish for lunch? I think I smell grunions and malt vinegar.

Carl: Hell no braaaahhh. I finger fucked that homeless whore that hangs around the park. You my friend are smelling my Sardine Fingers.

Frank: Dude I'm fixing to chunk my lunch.

10 fingers up 

Means you get no pussy
Susan: Put 10 fingers up because he gets no bitches
10 fingers up by Jayyasp May 30, 2022

Snooki Fingers 

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.
Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.
Snooki Fingers by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011

Passon Fingers

Someone that wrecks/(roots) everything they touch
Good one passon fingers its broken, every thing you touch you fuck
Passon Fingers by Klae01 January 9, 2007

Salad fingers 

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.
Salad fingers by Chowderz October 30, 2011

Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
Vaggie Fingers by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015