Finger

Something that should not be shoved up your but.

I really did not want to shake his hand knowing where his fingers might have been.

by greatboy March 2, 2011

fingers

An Expression when greeting a friend, when tickling the fingers in an hand shake type fashion.

Fingers dude!

by Clayton, Cannon & the Rooster November 5, 2003

Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

by Blindish October 12, 2017

Fingered

When used in a context other than referring to 3rd base: Describing an incapacitated state, generally due to but not restricted to the use of ecstasy.

Fuck'n hell, I was so fingered last night.

by Mr. Gumby March 7, 2008

Finger

A nick name given to a boy who stuck his finger in a dog's butthole at a friend's birthday party!

A:Hey FINGER!
B: Man i was little when that happened!
A: you are still FINGER!

by Xzipper chickX March 24, 2010

Finger

To sign an NHL player to a ridiculously dumb contract.

The Leafs just gave another old player a Finger type contract. Haha.

by Hf boards July 3, 2008

Finger

Finger is a word meaning dick when you don’t want to say dick

And his finger looked oddly crooked

by Nerdgirl3000 November 29, 2018