by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.
by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.
by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011
