TheMysteriousB's definitions

Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011

Snooki Fingers

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.

Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.

by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.

Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"

by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011