TheMysteriousB's definitions

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.

Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"

by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011

Snooki Fingers

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.

Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.

by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011

Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011