Nykøbing Falster

is a southern Danish city, seat of the Guldborgsund kommune. It belongs to Region Sjælland. The city lies on Falster, connected by the 295-meter-long Frederick IX Bridge over the Guldborgsund waterway to the island of Lolland. The town has a population of 16,464 (1 January 2011). Including the satellite town Sundby on the Lolland side, with a popualation of 2,872, the total population is 19,336.

Nykøbing Falster was founded around a 12th-century medieval castle.

by damnliza August 16, 2011

Mike of the Faist

A true cinnamon roll. American-actor-person. Faist is well known for originating the roles of Morris Delancey in the Broadway musical Newsies, and Connor Murphy in the Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He got nominated for, but did not win, a Tony for his role of Connor, and has won Broadway.com audience choice award(s). He is amazing, and his hair is beautiful.

Mike of the Faist is a true cinnamon roll.

Oh my gosh! I met THE Mike of the Faist! (I wish)

by Michael_Dew_Red January 4, 2021

Idolic Failtuery

When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.

One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."

by Hakii January 22, 2009

failtastic

Some one or something that has failed beyond reason and comprehension, so much so that the only way to describe the failure dealt would have to include the word fail and imply total and utter success at failing. Failing of this nature is like getting the gold medal of the fail olympics.

Person 1 - "Man I totally bombed my SAT's. I got a 0 for christs sake!"
Person 2 - "You got a 0 on your SAT's? HOW?"
Person 1 - "I dunno...."
Person 2 - "Dude, you get points just for signing your name? Even if you got EVERY answer wrong you'd still have points just for signing your damn name!"
Person 1 - "...."
Person 3 - "Did you sign the name part?!"
Person 1 - "Yeah... but I might have put the wrong name... It doesn't matter anyways cause I got every question wrong."
Person 2 - "Dude that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard"
Person 3 - "You fail at life." *points at Person 1* "FAIL!"
Person 2 - "Yep, you're officially failtastic bro."

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

FAILTROLL

An idiot who fails to be a troll, an idiot who everyone ignores, an idiot who trys to troll but in doing so he/she fails.

An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)

FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay

by Pitborn September 4, 2009

It never fails

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.

I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.

by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011