Corn fused

When Coach Z Evil Twin confuses you so you feel the need to make up a word.

Sorry I was corn fused.

by MarzipanUzbekistan September 28, 2020

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Fuse

It means dope or cool as shit

Bro that shot you hit last night at the basketball game was fuse.

Bro that new Fortnite skin is fuse

by jakebighancock March 30, 2019

blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .

Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.

by Irish eyes May 22, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018