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not for the shits

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

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3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
by akuralis August 1, 2023
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Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.
Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.
by Strathclyder April 2, 2022
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Shitting for the cycle

The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.
Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"

Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"

Bill: "How do you feel"

Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011
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That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)
Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that
by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022
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Shitting for England

Means that you are pooing a lot.
Fucking hell mate I’ve been on the toilet for ages, “I’m shitting for England”
by Han so lo September 23, 2017
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shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.
Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.
by Vincerelli March 11, 2008
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shite for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!
by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022
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