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Fully Qualified Fetus

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.
"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."
by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006
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no fats no fems

In the LGBTQ+ community, specifically gay men, the term "no fats no fems" refers to only being interested in connecting with other men that are "in shape and masculine". "No fats" means nobody overweight and "no fems" means nobody that has a feminine sounding voice, feminine behaviors or characteristics. This is a discriminatory phrase that is commonly used on dating apps, such as Grindr, when trying to romantically connect with other gay men.
*On Grindr*

Looking to meet new people for a good time - no fats no fems.
by isa14x August 28, 2020
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femuline

an individual who obtains both feminine and masculine qualities and doesn't associate specifically with either one.
a Femuline girl is someone who likes basketball and works on cars but still wears skirts
by Fluties12 February 17, 2010
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Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.
by ImmaHeadOut December 3, 2019
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Yeetus the fetus

I was pregnant, but my mother told me to yeetus the fetus so I got an abortion.
by NotYours<3 February 4, 2019
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fetus bomb

When someone throws a used, drenched tampon at someone. This tampon thus becomes what is known as a "fetus bomb."

Fetus bombing is the act of throwing a fetus bomb.
Jenny threw a fetus bomb at my head, and now I can't get that disgusting scent out of my hair.
by Julie April 17, 2004
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Fetush

A fetus fetish.
Someone who uses a fetus for public support and is addicted to the sympathy it elicits.
Rick Santorum has been bandying around his fetus for sympathy, I think he has a fetush.
by ProseNK December 17, 2011
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