fecavore

One who eats feces. Term is coined by combining the terms feces and carnivore. In addition, a fecavore is also a person who's breath smells like shit.

See ficavore

Mark: Hey Chris have you taled to Mike today?

Chris: Yea I talked to him but I was so distracted by is breath, it fucking stinks.

Mark: Yea he is such a fecavore

by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 16, 2008

Feckless leader

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.

Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

fecal festival

A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.

Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008

fecalatio

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver

blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio

by stu lanely April 24, 2006

Fecal Fairy

This mystical entity doesn't have a fetish for your teeth, like her more widely known cousin Tooth Fairy, but rather for your brownies.

Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):

1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.

2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.

3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.

4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.

Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.

by Brother Louie February 17, 2009

Fecal Fiddle

A sex act involving oral stimulation of the anus while the person is farting.

Kirk's lunch of chilli gave Allyson good harmonics when she was playing the fecal fiddle.

by Davis 205C September 21, 2006

feckwit

useless person, i.e. they are fucking witless.

you are a feckwit, and need a good twating

by bugster July 21, 2003