The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.
"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"
"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012
Get the Aids Fart mug.A contract between partners giving the other permission to fart freely. It is "signed" when the first one openly farts in front of the other.
When she let one rip as they got ready for bed, Fred knew that he could now fart whenever he pleased as she had signed the Magna Farta.
by Fartin' King John November 27, 2013
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An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Get the Smart Fart mug.A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
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2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.
Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.
Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.
1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!
2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?
2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?
by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004
Get the fartsmith mug.When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014
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by UndeadHamasaki August 30, 2022
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