Skip to main content

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.
"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012
mugGet the Aids Fart mug.

magna farta

A contract between partners giving the other permission to fart freely. It is "signed" when the first one openly farts in front of the other.
When she let one rip as they got ready for bed, Fred knew that he could now fart whenever he pleased as she had signed the Magna Farta.
by Fartin' King John November 27, 2013
mugGet the magna farta mug.

Smart Fart

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
mugGet the Smart Fart mug.

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
mugGet the Center Of Farting Excellence mug.

fartsmith

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.
1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?
by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004
mugGet the fartsmith mug.

Dressed Fart

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014
mugGet the Dressed Fart mug.

farty

the best car ever made. It is powered by a 1,000hp biturbo V16 and has a sick spoiler. The farty is produced by farty Motor Company and it is sold throughout the entire universe. Sextillions of units have been sold in total, and billions of farty vehicles are made every second.
I just bought a brand new farty, wanna go on a drive with me this Saturday?
by UndeadHamasaki August 30, 2022
mugGet the farty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email