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Expertitis.

An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.
I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.

That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.

I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.
by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011
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Expert Goal

this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games
Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!
by 50%Cat October 30, 2011
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Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.
guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner
by Matt1997 June 19, 2011
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Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.
Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018
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Expertness

To be at a high level or degree in particular field.

Expert
In my expertness, I believe you are unqualified for a position at this firm.
by Rantrx February 7, 2018
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expertish

Someone who has some expertise, but not a full blown expert.
My coach is expertish, but he never played ball so he isn’t an expert
by mrmurpal02 July 5, 2018
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Expertisas

Scammer girl when trying to help a girl victim with her supposed broken computer: "I get it, it's an old computer and you're not an expertisas, i will 'diagnox' your computer"
by bad_turbulence March 18, 2019
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