when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
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"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
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Get the Double Excel Toilet Paper mug.A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.
Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...
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Get the ted and todd's excellent adventure mug.this is the same as the standard Microsoft office product otherwise known simply as excel. adding the word "calc" allows the user to make this product seem awesomer than it really is.
I don't like the results this excel workbook is giving me. I think I will try loading this information into an excel calc workbook. then I think I will be happy, and I will also become better looking as a result of using excel calc.
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