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IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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exaflood

The term itself refers to the rapidly increasing stream of data transmitted via the Internet.

The word “exabyte” is the basis for the term "exaflood". Exaflood is a term created by Bret Swanson in a Wall Street Journal editorial; it is based on the term exabyte (one quintillion bytes). The amount of information people upload, download and share on the Internet is growing (due in large part to video, audio and photo applications), at an exponential rate while the capacity of the Internet, its bandwidth, is limited and susceptible to a “flood” of data.
In the modern world we generate many exabytes of data each year; modern networks are simply not prepared to handle this exaflood.
by A. Kirkland July 9, 2007
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Exaggerbate

To tell Exaggerated Tales of a Sexual Nature.
Are they true, these tales you tell of your experiances with the cheerleaders? Or do you,perhaps,just exaggerbate?
by Waboa February 1, 2009
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Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
by j424marie December 9, 2010
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exaggerection

When a guy lies about his dick size, claiming it's much larger than it really is.
G1: "So how big is he?"

G2: "Well he says he's seven and a half, but I think he just has an exaggerection."
by thevikingbadger March 15, 2015
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Exam Venue

Are you allowed bags in the exam venue?
by Steve8765 January 9, 2017
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exams

A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.
Shit, exams are coming. I fear I'll lose one of my friends.
by ProGamer743 June 9, 2018
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