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real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate
No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...
by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022
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Jubilee Estate

Jubilee Estate is a place where people go to suck buckets and smoke joints. They love bottles of water from spar for a lovely creamy bucket .
Let’s go to the jubilee estate for a fat creamy bucket and joint .
by Jubilee Estate May 8, 2023
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estate babe

An atractive girl who gets in lots of short term relationships, usualy within a selected area. She may also be refered to as a "whore of the hood"
That Isla is one estate babe!
by CrusaderCobra August 16, 2011
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Trisexual estate

When one hoes to buy a house with 3 others and end up having sex with the estate agent. Usually ends in an origy.
Boy: Hey, want to have a trisexual estate with the eatate agent in there?
Girl 1: Sure!
Girl 2: yeah, it would be fun plus the agent is 🥵🥵🥵
by TJ Schmitt June 26, 2022
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Estate Twitter

Also known as Elite Twitter is a Ghanaian segregated bunch of people who think they are cool and better than others and go about trying to shit on Abenkwan tweeps
Suit guy ein relationship cameraman trying act all intelligent so he can be seen as estate Twitter tweep
by 007gayzee March 9, 2022
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Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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Estate Rate

The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.

Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.

Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.

Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.

You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
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