by RegencyAxis5 October 8, 2021
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Unfortunately the college has recently suffered due to the appointment of Marlene Tau. Ms. Tau is a proffessional student who does not have the capacity to function in the real world. For this reason she has found employment at the college due to their policy of employing the unemployable, in the past receptionist Wari has also greatly benefited from this scheme. Since arriving at Emmanuel, Marlene has succeeded in putting every member of the student body offside. Her policy of trying to act like a bossy parent to students, including telling people to "go to bed, you have to study tomorrow" has caused her to be the subject of much derision. She revels in the punishment of students caught enjoying themselves and is notorious for treating the students at the college, who are among the brightest school leavers in Australia, as children who are incapable of intelligent thought. She also seeks to remove the last vestiges of long standing traditions from the college as she attempts to create a college that is dry, boring and embarrassing on the sporting field. As she has proved incompetent as a college administrator, it is reccomdended that she pursue a career in film, Ms Tau performed admirably as a hobbit extra in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Unfortunately the college has recently suffered due to the appointment of Marlene Tau. Ms. Tau is a proffessional student who does not have the capacity to function in the real world. For this reason she has found employment at the college due to their policy of employing the unemployable, in the past receptionist Wari has also greatly benefited from this scheme. Since arriving at Emmanuel, Marlene has succeeded in putting every member of the student body offside. Her policy of trying to act like a bossy parent to students, including telling people to "go to bed, you have to study tomorrow" has caused her to be the subject of much derision. She revels in the punishment of students caught enjoying themselves and is notorious for treating the students at the college, who are among the brightest school leavers in Australia, as children who are incapable of intelligent thought. She also seeks to remove the last vestiges of long standing traditions from the college as she attempts to create a college that is dry, boring and embarrassing on the sporting field. As she has proved incompetent as a college administrator, it is reccomdended that she pursue a career in film, Ms Tau performed admirably as a hobbit extra in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia is most defenitely the greatest college in ICC, pity about that lady that resembles a hobbit though....
by Proud Emmanuel Alumni member April 22, 2006
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Dont be worried to trust in one, they'll always be there for you no matter what, we are def caring, loving, sentimental.
We are mostly happy with knowing that you wont cheat on us, we dont look for a lot of love, we just look for one that can stay.
If you meet an Emmanuel that does not do this be happy to call him Emmanuela
Dont be worried to trust in one, they'll always be there for you no matter what, we are def caring, loving, sentimental.
We are mostly happy with knowing that you wont cheat on us, we dont look for a lot of love, we just look for one that can stay.
If you meet an Emmanuel that does not do this be happy to call him Emmanuela
Woman : Hey Emmanuel, I have an issue
- 1 second later -
Emmanuel : Hi, whats going on?
Maybe we take a lil bit to respond but we'll be there.
- 1 second later -
Emmanuel : Hi, whats going on?
Maybe we take a lil bit to respond but we'll be there.
by Mane :3 September 23, 2020
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If you lose an emmanuel consider yourself stupid because he's the most caring person you will ever meet,and I mean it.Emmanuel is the type of guy who's shy at first but when you get to know him he won't shut up.When he's in a relationship, he's willing to give you everything he has to make you feel loved.
If you lose an emmanuel consider yourself stupid because he's the most caring person you will ever meet,and I mean it.Emmanuel is the type of guy who's shy at first but when you get to know him he won't shut up.When he's in a relationship, he's willing to give you everything he has to make you feel loved.
Girl 1: I just met a guy and he's amazing
Girl 2:I told you to stop falling for random guys
Girl 1:his name is emmanuel!
Girl 2:Nevermind marry him
Girl 2:I told you to stop falling for random guys
Girl 1:his name is emmanuel!
Girl 2:Nevermind marry him
by Saint_Oakla March 8, 2022
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If you're for the streets, you're an Emmanuel
by emmanuelhater May 12, 2024
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by Emanzz March 18, 2019
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Plays Multiple sports
Fucks up a lot but makes up for it.
Incredible humour.
All-round kind of guy
Comes in all shape and sizes
Plays Multiple sports
Fucks up a lot but makes up for it.
Incredible humour.
All-round kind of guy
Comes in all shape and sizes
by SauceGodZen November 22, 2021
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