Elissa Parkinson

Elissa is someone who definitely has lots of sex because she gets lots of bitches. She also has really cool roommates- like insanely sexy, hot, talented, smart, attractive roommates. She’s also known to have very beautiful doll like features. (Also is pretty good at pong)

“Elissa Parkinson has a beautiful figure”

“Damn, that Elissa Parkinson probably has a lot of sex cuz she’s so hot. I need me an Elissa Parkinson in my life”

“Wow, Elissa Parkinson plays hay day a lot.”

by Erikkakimmm March 14, 2022

Elissandra

She has difficulty controlling her anger, and people have to know that most of the time she's misunderstood. She loves her family and friends dearly, she would put them first before anything else. She's also very lucky in a bizarre, but good way. She likes seeing people happy, because it makes her happy. Do not assume her emotions, it will most likely make her upset.

Elissandra is such a interesting person, in a very odd way. Know how to makes me laugh.

by IdkActuallyButBye June 7, 2022

Elyssa

A phrase used in sentences to describe a “quirky” individual whom as such texts and sends messages in unique ways often compared to what a monkey on cocaine would behave like if given a phone.

- You text like an Elyssa
- You’re such an Elyssa
- You’re adopted.

by Canadian Dictionary User August 12, 2022

Elissa

One of the most aesthetic people on earth
Probably has mental health issues

Elissa..... wtf

by NewYorkRoast October 4, 2022

Elyssa (gangan)

Elyssa is a very kind person who cares a lot about her friends. She is quite social but anti-social around new people at the same time. She is an overthinker but is always there when her friends need her and will listen to all your problems and help you through them. Make sure you find yourself an elyssa.

"wow she looks nice"

"She must be an elyssa (gangan)"

by dot/dot.dot November 23, 2022

Elyssa

Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.

“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.

by Word lover March 4, 2023

Elyssa

The most thoughtful person you’ll ever meet and their kindness is immeasurable

Is your name Elyssa? Because you sure are kind

by Connor waits April 14, 2023