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premature ejaculation 

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl
IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.
"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

Ejaculating 

To ejaculate is to cum. For spunk to come out of a males penis!
I am close to ejaculating on you
Ejaculating by Sex doll 69 February 27, 2018

premature ejaculation 

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master
premature ejaculation by Drue B December 26, 2006

ejacula-shard 

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
ejacula-shard by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011