gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.

1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?

by glandcyclops February 21, 2009

Crap Diddly Dumplings

Used as a word of anger when something doesn't go your way, such as dang it.

Man hits himself by accident with hammer when trying to hammer a nail into a board of wood

Man: Oww!!! Crap Diddly Dumplings!!!

by massive femboy cock June 4, 2016

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

dumpling

A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.

Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.

by Matt Huynh August 22, 2004

bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

Silly Dumpling

When you or another person take a shit in an inconvenient place.

"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"

Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.

by PsychoMeowmix August 14, 2011

the dumpling

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.

"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.

by Napkin Water February 1, 2020