Skip to main content

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
mugGet the And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping mug.

Pulsating pile driver

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.
by Buck naked May 29, 2017
mugGet the Pulsating pile driver mug.

granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.
I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
mugGet the granny driver mug.

ghost driver

see: Geister Fahrer. An individual who drives going the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver, but can also be a suicide attempt, thrill seeker, or horrendus driver error.
My travel agent gave me this cautionary lecture on ghost drivers in europe. Does that really happen?
by gooberliberation March 22, 2006
mugGet the ghost driver mug.

Sunday Driver

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.
Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.
by Yonaton January 3, 2009
mugGet the Sunday Driver mug.

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls
"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"
by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010
mugGet the Truck Driver Fart mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email