Corporate Douchebag Speak

The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.

Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.

by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014

Gym Douche

Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.

Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"

Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"

by Kahjitte January 21, 2012

guy le douche

One of the best interviewers on television today. He appears on the show "MXC" (most extreme elimination challenge).

This man is very in-depth with his conversations, and can do it with great humor. He puts any other "on field" sportscaster to shame.

Guy le Douche should have recieved an award for his stellar interview with the lady on the "meat handlers" team.

by Act As If July 18, 2004

douchenamic duo

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.

Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.

by Reeseee May 28, 2008

douchenado

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

Douchebagginess

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.

"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."

by Zp_db October 5, 2009

douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move

Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery

by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010