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doofusness

The overall actions of one or a group who continually acts like a doofus or doofi.
John is so full of doofusness, he keeps sticking his tongue on that frozen lamp post.
by Bro Rich September 21, 2008
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Doofas

You broke my pen!! Your just a total "Doofas"
by Crayzee187 July 20, 2009
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Dookus

Example 1:
Me: i took a huge dookus today

Example 2:
Me: that bitch took a wicked dookus in my house and didn't flush. then she said she wasn't ready for a relationship because i wasn't mature enough for her.

Example 3:
Jeremy: I want to go back to my house because i have to take a dookus!
Max: dude it's no big deal, just take a dookus at my house!
Jeremy: well my dookus tends to stink a lot!
Max: So does your mom's goose knuckle
Jeremy: i'm gonna dookus on your face!
Max: Fine!
by Mr. Bananagan January 23, 2011
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dookus

Someone who is unintelligent, stupid, and extremely foolish.
Shut up dookus

Youz a dookus

Kid's gotta be the biggest dookus I've ever seen
by mjmj October 19, 2007
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doofshangler

to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.
Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.
by CBS January 28, 2005
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doofiswad

A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.
Fuck off you doofiswad.

Man, what a doofiswad.

Eat me, doofiswad.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
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dofus

"What the hell?! You're sucha dofus!"
by Andress November 30, 2006
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