divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

divorce sex

Sex that a divorce couple has right after signing dem papers

Billy let's have some Divorce Sex
Nora you know Kaitlyn and Brandon had Divorce Sex.

by Loyal_Niggas June 14, 2016

Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

California divorce

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.

Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.

by d-harrell October 19, 2003

Divorce by Bop

To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.

Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."

I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.

by SeeDub June 30, 2007

catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.

Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a Catalina divorce.

by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006