Homoaffective Disorder

A neurological disorder revolving around the intense sexual interests between two people of the same gender; for which it is mostly religiously unaccepted and considered sinful, and is revolved solely of the following symptoms:

- Urge to misuse the reproductive genitalia during sex
- Reproductive misidentification
- Abuse of the reproductive system for sexual pleasure
- Increased desire in sodomy (abusing the reproductive organs)
- Higher predisposition to receiving sexually transmitted diseases
- The brain identifying the same gender as means of the reproduction

John was diagnosed with Homoaffective disorder as he had sexual interests for another boy, which is solely unnatural.

by Apple INC. [California USA] August 20, 2022

laughing disorder

Is when a person has no control over thier laughter

My ribs hurt i cant stop laughing so i have a laughing disorder

by Jewish mixed breed November 23, 2013

HBC Disorder

High Butt Crack Disorder...when your crack starts over your jeans, and not because you are wearing them low

"i have to sit against the wall, because i have HBC disorder"

by mesobored May 16, 2006

Restlessness Disorder

This disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. It can make you push people away because you want your head to stop or you think that your protecting people from yourself. You isolate yourself from society and even you family. It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control.

"I think I have Restlessness Disorder."

by Prince_L May 11, 2018

caratoh disorder

When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.

Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man

by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 3, 2011

DN Disorder

Short for Deez Nuts disorder lmao

1: Bro, I think you might have DN Disorder...
2: What's that?
1: Deez Nuts Disorder lol gottem

by BlookBoy October 8, 2020

Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020