Persianality Disorder

An enduring pattern of behavior manifested by excessive bargaining and manipulating, social aggression, and deceit related to financial dealings that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.

Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.

Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100

Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $88

Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $84

Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: Why are you treating me like this? I demand to speak to your manager.
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laughing disorder

Is when a person has no control over thier laughter
My ribs hurt i cant stop laughing so i have a laughing disorder
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Homoaffective Disorder

A neurological disorder revolving around the intense sexual interests between two people of the same gender; for which it is mostly religiously unaccepted and considered sinful, and is revolved solely of the following symptoms:

- Urge to misuse the reproductive genitalia during sex
- Reproductive misidentification
- Abuse of the reproductive system for sexual pleasure
- Increased desire in sodomy (abusing the reproductive organs)
- Higher predisposition to receiving sexually transmitted diseases
- The brain identifying the same gender as means of the reproduction
John was diagnosed with Homoaffective disorder as he had sexual interests for another boy, which is solely unnatural.
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HBC Disorder

High Butt Crack Disorder...when your crack starts over your jeans, and not because you are wearing them low
"i have to sit against the wall, because i have HBC disorder"
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sex disorder

I suffer from a sex disorder, meaning I fuck anything, even a piece of paper. I refuse to go to rehab because I'll just fuck everyone there anyway. I'm a bit shocked that I'm not pregnant yet since I don't use condoms. I must fuck you to cure my disorder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kenzie can't go to rehab because she has a sex disorder.
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vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY
how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder
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Hypopenile Disorder

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function
"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."
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