"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."
by versionthirteen March 19, 2019
Get the Blandular Discharge mug.An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.
That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.
I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.
I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.
The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.
An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.
I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.
The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.
An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
by Rhett1a June 4, 2019
Get the Phallic Discharge mug.The monthly process where some women members of the military are let go because they are suffering from PMSD.
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Get the asshole discharge mug.by MXSEMBI November 2, 2020
Get the Discharged mug.Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
Get the Shmear spit needle of discharge mug.Discharge Boogers can often be found in your underwear after you have masturbated. It can also be found on baby's right after they are born.
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