Dildo Leg

When your mad high and your leg starts to shake uncontrollably like a dildo

look at him... in the corner shaking with the dildo leg

by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010

dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.

That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.

by Jobi February 1, 2005

chronic dildo

A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.

Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.

by jethrojones August 13, 2012

dildaic

having a physical appearance or usage reminiscent of a dildo. Not to be confused with phallic.

When his girlfriend's best friend showed up and was clearly quite randy, Stickman knew he had to find something dildaic - and fast.

by KingNectar December 19, 2004

Dildoblaster

One who forces a dildo into the anal cavity of them self or other type of life form.

Used as an insult to offend another being.

Chris is such a Dildoblaster.

by Sir SiphiluS August 5, 2008

Dildoery

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

Dildamesh

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.

you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh

by Rockstar_pete_wvss May 2, 2011