Diet Coke and Mentos 

When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)

Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course

Diet Coke and Mentos by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008

diet weed 

The spent weed left behind after bing vaporized by a vaporizer. Low level of THC after being vaporized. See vaporizer definition.

Can be rolled into mild cigarettes that are smooth mild and taste nutty.

This diet weed looks toasted but still gets me high.

diet weed by Noble T. September 25, 2005

diet coke 

A really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.

"Can I have a diet coke?" said the woman who was not even overweight. It just goes to show you that Diet Coke is for everyone!

diet coke by zephyr May 1, 2004

diet whoopass 

Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.

Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.

diet whoopass by Katibug August 8, 2004

diet spliff 

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

diet spliff by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007

Diet Snob 

a person who lost weight by dieting who now talks down to overweight people

that chick is such a diet snob, ever since she lost all that weight she treats me like crap because I am still fat

Diet Snob by Oceaneer June 13, 2007

diet food 

a slang word for crystal meth.
(it's called diet food because you loose a lot of weight while using)

Hey girl you're looking a little fat. Did you stop using diet food?

diet food by cocog January 12, 2008