Don't Diddle December

Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.

Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December

by Jace333 December 1, 2018

diddle

1. Female pleasuring herself by rubbing her vulva

2. Informal word for a penis (New Zealand English)

1. She was diddling herself on the sofa

2. I touched his diddle

by Aquablue November 12, 2013

Diddle

It's what jared foggle did, to put it in short terms, it means to molest someone

Dude my uncle diddled me yesterday

by Theshitmiester February 21, 2017

swamp donk diddler

A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month

"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"

by randy beleza February 7, 2010

Diddles

The name given to one who fingers the female genitalia.

Did you here Jim fingered Sally?

Yeah Diddles is at it again.

by Mike Huntson March 26, 2010

Diddler

The sphinx of pedophiles.

"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."

-The Diddler

by Sexual Waterslide April 13, 2009

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006