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by slim playboy June 22, 2020

Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

dicksore

when you've been doing too much dry-ass fucking/dry ring bleeding. We recommend this method, but you can achieve dicksores in other ways, but dry ass-fucking gives you the best dicksores.

dicksores can appear as massive Elephant Warts, and can also be seen on cunts (cunt sores)

by Sinjun Sumbulance May 22, 2007

dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011