Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.
Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.
by Danny Glover September 27, 2005
When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
The Dick Cheney:
Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009
by Kate is bait November 21, 2004
When your buddy is doing a girl doggy style and you hide just outside the door and rub one out until your just about to blow then bust the door open run in and blow it on her face.
by Jerry Lee Poois September 06, 2007
(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009
(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.
(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.
(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.
(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.
Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer!"
Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"
Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"
Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"
Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"
by Torpedo Gunner May 16, 2009
The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television.
(I dare you to look it up, it happened)
(I dare you to look it up, it happened)
by lastoftheidiots April 24, 2006
The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.
by Lennon's Protege August 05, 2005