D'Artagnan dibs

The act of calling dibs on something you have little to no right calling dibs on.

(This is a reference to Season 2 of the 2014 TV series The Musketeers.)

"Even though i didn't chip in, and already ate more then everyone else, I call D'Artagnan dibs on the last slice of pizza."

by KnightOfCerberus April 30, 2016

mega dibs

Adjective - to describe someone you are well into

1) the ultimate of dibs
2) definitely mashable
3) highly alluring on a minimum of sleep

oh man that squiffs is mega dibs - I would!!

by idobelieve December 28, 2009

Dibs on freebs

Making a claim to any free shit coming available.

“I’m getting rid of all this shit after I move. “
“Dibs on freebs!”

by Capnhikari December 30, 2019

Dib Juice

Dibly's homemade formula for a juice which makes you nice and swole.

I drink my daily Dib Juice and got swole like Dibly.

by RedLego September 28, 2016

non-dibs

non-dibsing not to do a job, or other type of action.
Also it is the opposite of dibs.

Non-dibs on doing the dishes at camp, you bastard stuart.

by luke babbo October 27, 2007

Dibs on the tailpipe

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position

You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"

by neondragon September 30, 2010

dib

Like crap or shit

Guy- Oh dib that guy just got shot
Girl- Oh shit.

by Kevin February 12, 2004