time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

cope seethe dilate

Possibly the most retarded retort ever

what a 14-year-old conservative ben shapiro worshipper says when you prove him wrong

little crip: *watching prageru video*
normal human being: “you realize prageru is biased, right?”
little crip: “cope seethe dilate prageru is based and redpilled get out of here normie kek”

by traps n gaps March 15, 2021

dflt

Dont feel like texting; to lazy to type

Chat:
Douche: Yo waddup wanna hang?
Chill fat dude: dflt

by Rilleked July 30, 2016

dilator

a sqiggily dick

see his dilator becky? yeah he has ED

by mustache_sanchez June 25, 2019

Dalati

sexy very sexy so sexy

That guy is so Dalati

by CoolDaddy69 June 12, 2020

The Deflated Balloon

An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.

-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!

by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009

DFLA

Means dying from laughter abuse . A better version of ROFL and an even better version of LOL .

Steve: OMG DFLA , that was TOO funny
Amber: lol , didn't think it was that funny

by hoshimanson March 22, 2011