derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

the dearing

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.

Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!

by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007

Name Drain

When a person continuously name-drops somebody who they admire, more often than not a person who isn't famous, merely a nobody who has gained cult status in one person's eyes.

1: "Yeah, I have a friend called Tom. He's quite awesome."
2: "Okay."
1: "He once drank, like, 16 beers in one night"
2: "Sweet. You been on YouTube lately?"
1: "Yeah! Tom has an account on there, he's got loads of dope material"
2: "Right... you want to go play football?"
1: "Yeah. Let me call Tom, see if he wants to come"
2: "I was thinking just a quick game"
1: "Dude! Tom loves quick games!"
2: "AHHH! Name Drain! Why don't you just go and suck Tom off?"

by Redlineonhill February 13, 2008

Delainey

A too modest girl who doesn't know how to love herself, even though anyone who knows her knows she's great. She is talented in her own ways, listens to great music, has lots of great friends, and is a clutz in a fun way.

Did you see how gracefully that girl fell? She must be a delainey!

by Ima Gleek September 25, 2011

Obama Derangement Syndrome

The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Barack Obama.

Obama's positions better reflect the change and new direction that the American people have been calling for, but those with Obama Derangement Syndrome would rather stick with failure than even consider voting for him.

by ptulsa May 16, 2008

drainboy

someone who drains the resources of other people constantly, either at work, money or just by nausing constantly for things that are important to him alone usually

"That fucker is such a fucking drainboy, wish he would leave me alone for 5 minutes"

by Stanny Peanut September 25, 2006

drain the radiator

To urinate, especially for males.

I gotta drain the radiator before my bladder bursts.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007