Defvacation

Defvacation When the only way to 'get away from it all' is to go to the smallest room in your house and spend some quality time evacuating your bowels. It is an inexpensive alternative to those costly vacations which put you in those long lines at airports, or have your bones rattled on a bumpy ride through Bora Bora. And you don't even need a passport! Enjoy the immense relief as you emerge refreshed to tackle the kids in a loving embrace once again. After you wash your hands, of course.

She escaped to her haven, the bathroom, oh, I need a defvacation I'm so stressed out by all the demands on my time and energy. Oh, where is that heavenly abode where I can defvacate in peace and contentment.

by ForgetMeKnot! July 4, 2019

defecation head

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

by g2l May 1, 2020

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

Delaytionship

A relationship that always manages to skirt around the issue of long term commitment

She knew she was in a delaytionship when any conversation about longer term commitment was a dead end, and they'd been stuck in this loop for a couple of years.

by anonymous August 9, 2022

Delaytionship

Long term relationship that hasn't evolved beyond doing stuff at weekends, and in which conversations about long term commitment are not really welcomed.

Friends realised this was a delaytionship when they'd still not got civil partnered despite him proposing three years ago, and they spent most of their time apart, in separate homes.

by llamacroft August 9, 2022

Defilation

noun, originated from the word "defile"
the action or process of being defiled or causing filth.

One touch of his finger resulted in the defilation of the statue.
The defilation of her body.

by Red Dulge January 30, 2024