According to a famous proverb by Daddy, "
Happy living starts with
happy teeth and gums."
Daddy brings his subordinates on an educational field trip to watch heavy-weight hog fighting.
Whenever you call Daddy, he'll be there.
The magic in Daddy's pants makes Ke$ha blush.
Like Daddy always says: "Home is where you hang your heart and your 36"x48" painting of Kathy Bates."
If you're sad, crawl your little papoose into Daddy's arms for some
love.