douche

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.
by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008
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douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person
Dude, you are such a douche!!!
by Douchebag February 06, 2003
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douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
by brad December 01, 2003
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douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.
My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.
by ek9sam December 09, 2011
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Douche-it

To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".

Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?

by ChaKyle January 28, 2009
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douche

a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up
by fratlord12 January 31, 2017
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Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.
Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.
by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022
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