Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.

"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"

by Corwin May 6, 2005

20 Dollars?

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.

Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!

by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009

5 dollars

If you look this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot

I paid 5 dollars

by Nik Starr April 21, 2015

oprah dollars

Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.

Omg ever since I got this job my purse has been heavy from all these oprah dollars!

by kevintbh July 20, 2014

Dr. Phil dollars

When friends and relatives give you unsolicited and typically unwanted psychological counseling

Florian: "You can do so much better than him. You just need to get out more and have more self-confidence."

Astrid: "Save your Dr. Phil dollars, you're not my shrink!"

by TankedGirl March 19, 2011

and then i found 50 dollars

a phrase used to keep the conversation going after a really boring story.

person 1: i was very tired and went to sleep so i grabbed me a soda in the fridge, then thought "ill just go to sleep"

...and then i found 50 dollars

person 2: nice! what did u do with it?

person 1: i spent it.

by wowtf June 12, 2010

rape dollars

A humorous form of currency between friends.

'Yo, that's not a bad idea. I'm going to pay you for it... in rape dollars!'

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006