Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011

Maximum Dipage

To be at your best potential in whatever you do. word created by atlanta based youtuber AveryB aka “hottest youtuber in atlanta”

“aye bro you heard of that upcoming youtube group 99 Nation?”

“ yea bro they all got maximum dipage”

by AlmightyTay June 18, 2022

Dipass

When someone mixes the words: dipshit and asshole into one

Person1: i bet you jack off in the locker room
Person2:take a look in the fuckin’ mirror dipass

by Short penis February 27, 2020

Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.

My father keeps a shitty dictatorshit at home.

by rperazag July 14, 2010

dictatocracy

A form of government that isn't completely a dictatorship, and isn't completely a democracy. It is a strange combination of the two.

The nation of Ted has been using an efficient form of dictatocracy for a long time.

by Josh Smith April 9, 2004

Dipak

Dipak means an object that emits light. Classically, it is an earthen bowl about 10 cm in diameter with oil (or ghee) with a vick coming out from one side. It is typically lit in Indian, and particularly Gujarati, homes during Diwali as a celebraion of lights.

While Dipak burns, it provides light in its surroundings.

by DeeO September 23, 2006

dictatorshit

A massive dump after which you feel so much lighter and more active that you want to take over the world.

That was one huge dictatorshit I just laid in there.

by RavyDavy April 22, 2006