Irish Diplomacy

An ancient method of diplomacy from the Emerald Isle. Two men who have an issue with each other agree to sit down at a table with a bottle of whisky between them. As they discuss their issue, they must match each other shot for shot. The diplomatic relations are not over until the bottle is gone or someone dies.

"Hey, why were you hanging out with Emily? I thought you hated that chick for stealing from you."
"It's all fine now, we used Irish Diplomacy and worked everything out"

by Panzerbjorn November 2, 2011

Diplomatic Immunity

Magic The Gathering card Game.

Diplomatic Immunity is an Enchant Creature card for 1U that states: Enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Diplomatic Immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Willie casted Diplomatic Immunity on his creature. His opponent could not kill it by targeting the creature or enchantment, so after many turns of being attacked Willies opponent lossed the game.

by The Jeff December 25, 2007

Diplomatic Immunity

A clan on the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Xbox Live. A successful yet ignorant group of gamers often known as D.I. for short.

"Hey how long were you playing COD 4 last night?"
"A couple of hours, but i got off when some Diplomatic Immunity members started trash talking me."

by Cod4 fan May 23, 2009

diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 3, 2011

DIPLOMATIC

"PRESENT DAY DEFINITION".....One who is generally dishonest, deceitful, vengeful, able to lie to achieve personal gain. To cover up facts and distort the truth to achieve a selfish objective.

The lawyer was very diplomatic in presenting the case to the jury, resulting in an acquittal.

by CWFF May 6, 2020

diplomastrophe

An effort at diplomacy having failed utterly, dismally and incomprehensibly completely.

I am telling you that this diplomastrophe is nothin' short of a catastrophe.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008