Dilf

Dad I'd like to F***.

Girl 1: Did you see Stacey's dad?
Girl 2: Totally, what a dilf!

by NowThatsDebatable January 28, 2010

Dick DiLorenzo

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.

Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!

by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004

dilpreet

very talktive child, loves pokemon and videogames. has a very good sense of humor, and has 2 very weird cousins

Those childs are so dilpreet.

by PAM2009 March 7, 2009

dilf

dad i like to fuck

your dad is one hot dilf

by mizani24 July 15, 2010

Shishabar Dilara

Is 24/7 in Shishabar or Clubs with a Mehmet.
Uses a lot of Make up.
Someone who loves nice Cars

1. What a Shishabar dilara

by anonymous November 22, 2021

DILF

'Dad I'd Like To Fu**'. Mostly used by girls who are sick of their moms being called milfs so they fire back by saying the persons dad is a Dilf.

*Mom walks by*
BOY1: "Oh Damn, Sarah your mom is such a MILF!"
BOY2: "Mann, I heard that...I'd tap that!"
SARAH: "My mom maybe a Milf but your dads a DILF!"
BOY1: "Not cool"

by Disaster_Lindsey May 25, 2009

dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006