Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping

When your scared and coughing and the same time.

“Is it just me or is this man derping?”

by Holmes’sProtege December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

Kevin just derping in his video.

by Atka The HUN December 3, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derpes

A sexually transmitted disease passed from retard to retard.

Dude, I think Marianna has Derpes. She did it with Manuel last night and he's a retard!

by bhumanjib8uh34 May 14, 2010

Derp

Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"

is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

by Courtney_Elizabeth2013 February 27, 2012

Derp

10. Something obvious.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: I love you, that's what. Derp! :P

by Inaia December 19, 2010