half deaf

Someone who is deaf in one ear.

Brian Wilson is half deaf.

by SuperSonicX May 6, 2006

Tone deaf

The lamest excuse for all bad singers.

1:"Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooneelyyyy wo-"
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."

by THEChillmasters December 23, 2010

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

by mzs454 January 18, 2021

Stone Deaf

When one has smoked so much marijuana that they are unresponsive and they do no hear anyone around them trying to get their attention

This kid is so stone deaf all he's doing is starring at the door hinge. Thats neg props and he's haggard

by AlAx August 14, 2005

BONE DEAF

A term for a guy who is a selfish partner during sex, and who does not or will not listen to his partner when they tell him their needs, wants or desires in the bedroom. The word bone refers to the slang word for sex.

Dominick is really pissing me off! He always gets what he wants from me during sex, but when I ask him to do some thing, he does not listen! It's like, he's bone deaf or something!

by Brittany T April 22, 2008

Colour deaf

Adj. An inability to hear or understand certain words related to coloration, shading, texture etc. Sometimes used as a cover-up for in attention or ignorance.

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What is this? I said to paint the kitchen mauve with beige accents! Does that look mauve?

Sorry dear. Don't yell. You know I'm colour deaf.

by gnostic3 October 25, 2014