Minstrel Cycle

The period in which an artsy individual attempts to make money off of his/her music.

John: Where is Kate?

Adam: Shes over on the corner trying to earn money off of

her guitar.

John: Really? She isn't very good.

Adam: Cut her some slack, shes going through her minstrel cycle.

by Pr3ngles August 5, 2011

Utah Cycle

The Utah Cycle is:
Males: Going on a mission, going to BYU, then either a) starting a crappy business, or b) working in a crappy business. You live as a zombie and have 4+ kids. You also don't think for yourself and are a zombie to whatever is the status quo.

Females: You graduate from high school, wait for your missionary to come back, and either leave him and find another RM or marry him. You then become a housewife and a stay at home mom and pop out 5 kids or so. You also live as a zombie and stick to the status quo on what to believe. You don't think for yourself. You also fear to be unique, and you do what everyone else does, such as wearing your hair a certain way (most commonly straight hair) and really believe that people will judge you based on what you wear, as you do to others.

The boys filed their papers to go on their missions not because they wanted to, but because they didn't want to be outcasts or individuals. They fell trap to the Utah Cycle.

by 206 in utah January 28, 2009

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

Hitting for the Cycle

When, in college, you hook up with a freshman, a sophomore, a junior, and a senior. Starts to get creepy your junior year.

Hitting for the cycle this semester with that sophomore dude.

by BnigBing April 25, 2010

breaking the cycle

to change a habbit , to leave a life or a routine.

chris broke the cycle of being inconsiderate and selfish

or

nick was breaking the cycle of his daily routine , he wanted more out of life.

by Spencer666 October 23, 2007

po cycle

a cop riding a motor cycle

there gos a po cycle

by derek May 13, 2005

The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.

Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!

by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019