Carter

That kid at your school that is everyone's friend and is fun and enjoyable to be around. He is also intelligent yet athletic.

Person 1: Who is that? He seems nice. I kinda like him.

Person 2: That's Carter. I've known him since third grade and he's never stopped being kind. Also, you wouldn't be the first.

by PüššïŁïčkër123 November 21, 2016

Courtesy Boner

An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.

The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.

by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009

IM courtesy

the act of waiting for someone you are talking with online to finish typing when you see the "screen name is typing" in the IM box.

i like talkin with daniel online, he has so much IM courtesy i can always get my ideas across

by Herm April 23, 2006

Woke Cartel

Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.

Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.

PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.

by La Pluma May 15, 2021

cuete

n. gun (spanish-american)

I dropped my cuete after I shot the fool.

by romulus May 18, 2003

professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013

courtesy laugh

When someone tells an absolutely terrible joke, and no one laughs, you give them a courtesy laugh. This should not be mocking and done very tastefully.

Jim- "...And so the atom says, 'I lost an electron!' And the bartender says, 'Are you sure?' and the atom goes,'I'm Postive!'"

Jake (thinking)- Holy fuck that was a horrible joke, he needs a courtesy laugh

Jake- HA HA HA
*silence*

by Sextron42 October 5, 2009