shit cummer

One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.

That fella turned out to be a real shit cummer.

by AlabamaShitFarmer April 6, 2020

campus cummies

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush

“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”

“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”

by deanBrock September 8, 2022

Blowing a Cumble

The act of masturbating with soap and then blowing a bubble with whats left on your hand.

Everyone tries Blowing a Cumble at least once.

by Doubleplusurban April 25, 2011

I have cummies

When your raging at a game and are afraid to scream

Man this game is making me mad I have cummies

by Pikaguy November 9, 2020

Cummed

Post ejaculatory phrasing

"I cummed in your dogs face" - Term (10)

by Living Ghost May 6, 2006

cummed

To ejaculate your man juices on or in someone/something.

I cummed all over TFX when he banned me.

by TFX June 27, 2006

Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009