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Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.
I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.
by Kmac46 December 9, 2008
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cuong

Some one who is very kind and giving. Most of the time is very intelligent and thoughtful, but may fail sometimes.
Dude that kid is really cuong!
by BlakeM525 January 8, 2009
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cuban

If something is cuban, it is completely cool. The Australian TV show "Home and Away" attempted to inject it into Australian slang.
Dave: My V8 is lowered, red, and very fast.
Sally: That is totally cuban. When do I get a spin?
by serhorse July 4, 2006
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cuban

One who is confined to a desk and pc within partitioned walls made of cloth; Decorated with pictures and useless novelty items. Dilbert comics are prefered. The more frendly cuban may leave candy for fellow cubans to enjoy. Status of cuban in cube society can be determined by a placard, size or even the height of cube. Communication between cubans is primarily done through email. It will usually take several emails to several people before a task can be completed.
I wanted to get a drink at the bar but the place was full of cubans so I left.
by THE MAN DICTIONARY May 31, 2005
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cuban

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.
Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.
by Geoff May 13, 2005
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cuban doorbell

A car horn that is honked instead of the driver getting out of his or her vehicle to knock on the door of the person they are picking up. Most often used in apartment complexes and urban areas, usually followed by the maximum occupancy of a pickup truck being violated severely.
If Juan insists on using the CUBAN DOORBELL every morning at 6:30, I'm going to start tossing bricks off the balcony onto his hood.
by Sunnie July 23, 2007
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cuong

common name for a Vietnamese gangsta. Or another name for a wannabe triad or hardass!!
what a cuong!!
did you see that cuong over there??
by cash02 April 6, 2008
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