David Crystal

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

Crystle

Fabulous and fun-loving. The life of the party. Crystle is beautiful inside and out. Makes the best friend, one you can trust with your life. Selfless and giving. Someone you would be extremely lucky to know. Fabulous cook, but can't bake a cookie to save her life.

My best friend? She's a real Crystle.

by kejjmh February 1, 2010

crysturbate

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

Cristal

The most amazing best friend you could ever ask for. Don't be fooled by her mean expressionless face tho, she's a pure crackhead on the inside. She's very talented and intelegent, even tho she doesn't agree to this she's actually very pretty. (Which is why Jackson Wang held her hand) Anyhoee I love my bsf so much and hopefully these years pass by quick so she won't have to go through all the stress she's going through right now.

Cristal is such an amazing friend, she's keeping me alive and so will I 😁

by Kat_Bhuwakul February 9, 2019

Chrystal

Chrystal is shy but she also has a very kind soul she wears glasses and also she looks like a nerd but is a beauty in the inside once you see her with her hair down and without the glasses you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Chrystal has a beautiful mind

by Hellodarknessmyoldfruend June 3, 2018

Chryston High School

The big gem of a school called Chryston High is planted in the middle of Chryston and Muirhead, near Glasgow in Scotland. Basically Hell in the educational form, with many types of people attending from the 'Popular Kids all the way down to the social retards. These pupils are noticeable in the area, normally wearing a blue and black tie, with the face of someone that has lost hope in it all. The locals will definitely notice this 'school' after the old building is demolished causing lost souls and demons to fly out from the haunted structure, with the new building soon to become a victim of this. Attending Chryston gives you an aura something similar to an acid trip, fused with a depressant. This school comes with a unique set of teachers, and by unique..I mean special, with about 80% of them being stir crazy and/or mentally delusional, with the extra 20 still in the 'real world.' You won't find another school like this one. Trust me, you really won't.

Example 1

Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F

Example 2

Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...

Example 3

Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?

Example 4

Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......

by AndrewC1995 May 2, 2011

crystal

a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero

wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!

by flaterduck May 18, 2008