chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?

by ScottyW November 10, 2008

Chesticles

Saggy breast.

They were as saggy as chesticles.

by Sammiejene February 26, 2009

Chesticles

The resulting condition, due to trauma of any kind, that migrates the family jewels, the nuts, the gonads, the marbles, etc to the upper body.

"Slipping from the pedals and slamming into the crossbar, Chippo contracted an advanced case of Chesticles", or "With one swift kick she gave him Chesticles."

by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

Chesticles

A stupid word that a childish youtuber by the name of Jake Paul made up to call his girlfriends (snakes) breasts chesticles.Because he aint got balls to say breasts/boobs.

Lets look for something to hold up our chesticles (another stupid thing that Jake Pool said)

by MaxRax July 8, 2018

crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

by Crab God February 26, 2019

Chesticles

Another way of saying tits. Usually used by doofuses and generally strange people

This bitch's tits are so fucked up they be looking more like testicles.
Guy: oh, chesticles!!

by TaraLovesTomatoes March 25, 2019

Chesticle

A chest testicle. In other words, a breast

while sister was waking up brother, sister got punched in the chesticle by her brother.

by ThePhatrip December 4, 2019