Love Custard

sperm, cum, baby gravy ect ect

Hey Donn, how about a face full of my love custard?

by Kan January 22, 2003

custard

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

by cuntuk January 1, 2007

custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit

gimme a custard cream damnit!

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.

When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.

by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003

custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!

I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!

by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011