crushing poon

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.

Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing

by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013

Pizza Crusting

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.

"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."

by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008

Crushing the Cat

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.

Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.

by Coletreezy September 3, 2009

Crushing Pussy

The act of having sex with a random girl.

I am going to be crushing pussy later tonight.

by T-Stan April 15, 2003

crussing

Craving pussy. A word for virgins that want to get laid for the first time.

Dude, im crussing so bad right now.

by Thomas Jalepino February 22, 2009

crushing out

Those first few weeks when a couple can't get enough of eachother or when a person is engulfed with their crush on someone else and can think of nothing else.

Madison is crushing out on that boy. Those two have been crushing out for weeks.

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 2, 2010

crusin susan

Doing Will's mom.

I was crusin Susan last night Will. Crusin her! Crusin her Will!

by G May 25, 2004