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Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum
hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"
by happycaptain September 18, 2020
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muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night
by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009
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beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.
Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.
by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015
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Kale Cruncher

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!
by Harriet M. July 28, 2017
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american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021
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Get Crunk

An African American colliqusim for taking the art of dance; and, in general, partying to another level. This experience supplemented with unique dance forms often includes: "gangsta walking", "jookin', "choppin", "buckin", "tickin" and a myriad of dance forms becoming popular in the mainstream. Getting Crunk is often viewed as a form of self-expression and relief from the hardships of living within the inner city during parties and events in the South.
You want to go to the club tonight and get crunk?
by GetCrunkMasterHarvard July 26, 2016
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Cruck

"Man I'm so hungry, I need some cruck!"
by yanshbenck December 9, 2018
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