Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017

Country Crock Biscuit

When a woman cums many times added with male sperm, drips into the asscrack and you get up to use the restroom the woman feels the butter between her cheeks. Country Crock Biscuit

Omg Becky, my boyfriend filled me up last night! It all dripped out and made my booty feel like it was full of butter. He gave me that Country Crock Biscuit!

by dsldrummer1 August 24, 2021

crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.

woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today

by fettyfarmer679 May 18, 2016

Dirty Crock Pot

When you finish in a girl and you let it "stew" for awhile, preferably 15-20 minutes. Then you go down town and eat it back out.

I gave my girlfriend the old dirty crock pot, what a great meal! Better than mum used to make! 15/15! Would recommend!

by Dirty Dave May 2, 2016

ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea

I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC

by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016